No. 1 Memo

My boss is so stressed out about this website going live he ran over a pedestrian in his car this morning. The police don't know he did it (they said on 1010 WINS they were still looking for the driver), but he came in and confessed to me as soon as he came to work. I don't know what to do, it's kind of a big distraction.

Sincerely,

Office Lady No. 23