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Want to Contact Us? Seriously?

Look, we don't want to encourage this, because we are really, really busy, and if you're trying to get ahold of us it's probably because you're having some kind of problem, and that's exactly what we don't need right now. Be that as it may, we've created this little email contact moc.567noisnetxe@ofni that's basically a giant spam folder that we never open, because apparently there's some kind of law or something that says you need to be able to express your imaginary complaint to someone, somewhere, if you feel so moved. So knock yourself out. In the event you're contacting us with good news, well, that just seems highly unlikely. And suspicious. Oh, and here's a picture of our complaint department. Just sayin'.

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